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Durf Dungeon LLC · Form 10-K · Fiscal year 2026

Welcome to the Dungeon.

Durf Dungeon LLC is dedicated to the pursuit of maximum motion for all. Comprised of a group of highly skilled and passionate networkers, DDLLC strives to grow the collective Network of all its members. Originally founded as a philanthropic organization, DDLLC has retained its commitment to giving back to the Network in many ways.

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Headcount
6
all officers
Facilities
1
house
Placements to date
14
see ledger
Founded
FY26
lease-backed
Item 1 · Business

The company.

Durf Dungeon LLC is six people and a lease. It has a mission, a process, and a ledger, which is more than most companies can say.

Mission

To place every guest with the officer they deserve, whether or not they asked.

Operations

Guests scan a code on the primary display, complete Form DD-1 on their phone, and receive a placement decision. The committee does not discuss its reasoning.

Reporting

Every placement is recorded in the ledger with the committee's notes and one risk factor. The ledger is not audited. Nothing here is.

Durf Dungeon LLC · Leadership · FY26

Officers of the company.

6 officers. One (1) house. Biographies were self-reported and have not been independently verified. Titles were self-assigned and have not been challenged.

  1. Elijah Whitman
    Officer 01

    Elijah Whitman

    Chief of Product Development
    INFP-T

    Track record★ Elijah once received 80 likes on a Letterboxd review

    Statement

    Elijah is a non-chalant, mellow tempered, charismatic goat. Elijah enjoys playing basketball, fishing, watching pretentious films, agonizing over the Los Angeles Clippers, larping on LinkedIn and collecting graphic novels. Elijah is also commonly mistaken for Michael B. Jordan. Before you ask, he is 6’8”.

    Placements
    2
    Tenure
    FY26
    Comp
    None
  2. Clayton Beard
    Officer 02

    Clayton Beard

    Chief Fashion OfficerChief Phent OfficerDungeon Groundskeeper
    ENFJ-T

    Track record★ Beat Clash Royale, 100+ #1 Victory Royales, Award-Winning Surf Documentary Filmmaker

    Statement

    Clayton, nicknamed Schlayte, is a white boy with a little bit of motion. Women would describe him as handsome, charismatic, and funny. Special interests include Fortnite, banana bread, and Rupert.

    Placements
    5
    Tenure
    FY26
    Comp
    None
  3. Carter Brazell
    Officer 03

    Carter Brazell

    Chief Arcteryx OfficerChief Mogging Officer
    ENTJ-A

    Track record★ Owns 4k+ worth of Arcteryx gear, all acquired at 60-80% below retail.

    Statement

    Cbraz excels in his role as Chief Arc’teryx and Mogging Officer. As a member of the dungeon board since its inception, he has cultivated an expertise in flaunting his clothing in a particularly tasteful and pretentious way. His hobbies range from opening doors for women to climbing V4. As a sign language and LetterBoxd enthusiast, he enjoys the finer things in life.

    Placements
    4
    Tenure
    FY26
    Comp
    None
  4. Mitch Gardner
    Officer 04

    Mitch Gardner

    Chief Acquisitions OfficerChief Durf OfficerChief Culinary OfficerChief Special Needs Liason
    ENTJ-A

    Track record★ All-time Group leader

    Statement

    Mitch synergistically combines ingredients, increasing production power and creating a better finished product. By creating high impact meals Mitch increases total function attendance by a multiple of 5. If you matched with Mitch you love synergy and market efficiency. You align incentives with with key performance indicators to deliver perpetual motion and immaculate vibe creation.

    Placements
    1
    Tenure
    FY26
    Comp
    None
  5. Andrew Hobbs
    Officer 05

    Andrew Hobbs

    TODO e.g. Principal Couch Engineer
    Pending

    Track record★ TODO — one notable achievement, e.g. Once ate 14 tacos at a standing desk.

    Statement

    TODO — one paragraph about this person.

    Placements
    1
    Tenure
    FY26
    Comp
    None
  6. Jamison Louviere
    Officer 06

    Jamison Louviere

    Chief Networking Officer
    ENFP-A

    Track record★ Nose itch cancel - Jamison once used his razor fast reflexes to cancel a nose itch in the middle of a COD match to snipe a player from across the map.

    Statement

    Jamison is a shy white boy that doesn’t get out much. If you get along with Jamison you prefer nesting in a warm room to flying out in the wind and seeing Logan Utah from another light. Jamison takes a lot of other people’s food tastes and blends them together to be simultaneously a fan of jello, vegetables, and some cookies here and there XD don’t judge yourself if you’re compatible with Jamison, it just means you are in a spot in life where you have a lot to learn. Tell him I say wassup!

    Placements
    1
    Tenure
    FY26
    Comp
    None
Item 7 · Investor relations

Capital partners.

Capital partners

  • Household checking
  • A CD that matures in 2029
  • One (1) parent
  • The change jar
  • Undisclosed

* Logos omitted at counsel's request. Counsel is also undisclosed.

Forward-looking statements. This page contains forward-looking statements, including statements regarding compatibility, the dishwasher, and the lease. These statements involve risks and uncertainties, and actual results may differ materially. The company undertakes no obligation to update any forward-looking statement, or the dishwasher.